The legend of Cougar Sticks

One day, the phone rings at Spazzles offices, and on the other end of the phone we hear a voice that cannot be described. Friendly, but odd. After what seemed like an hour, the individual wanted to place an order for customized Spazzles to promote himself to the world. Well, not one to pass on any opportunity for new revenue, we probed further. So we've all heard of Tiger Woods. But I'll bet you haven't heard of "Cougar Sticks?" Spazzles is pleased to support this brave pioneer of golf who's individual handicap ranks as the highest of all-times in USGA recorded history. Cougar is making a run at becoming the worst golfer on record while at the same time building his popularity to the level of Tiger Woods. We'll keep you posted...